TSA Zombie Scanner Security Wand

Not even Zombies are exempt from a good pat-down.  Scanner security wands are used at the most exclusive nightclubs and venues.  Does not detect metal to indicate a presence of weapons but will indicate the lack of a soul which means a more rigorous body cavity search to remove any last shred of dignity you have left, wait...  Can also be used in the office to make sure everyone is pulling their own weight. ...

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